Propaganda

So its being a really long time, but this time around, the fine hands of laziness and procrastination have me in a really tight grip and I don't see them relinquishing their hold anytime soon, sad right, but the good thing about my latest bout with laziness and unproductivity is that now anything i feel i ought to write about i jot it down in my notepad instead of my now ex-method which was keeping mental notes (noticed how i used the "ex" :) ), now am loosing it with my sense of humor, anyway.........DRUMROLL and here we have them
1) Birthday blues (pre and after),
2) Career thought (very near future),
3) Woman/ girlfriend issue (or better still lack of one)
4) family issues *sigh*,
5) tattoos,
6) height issue (i really don't get this myself)
7) rhetoric questions (cant remember what led to this being a future topic nominee)
8) Use of Fear tactics in christianity,
9) Use of Disability to get favours,
10) And why people (i barely know) feel so friendly as to remind me about stuffs eg alopecia (google it).
Whew 10 of them, since i happen to work better under obligations
"I PROMISE TO POST SOMETHING NEW AT LEAST ONCE WEEKLY" just so you know i was this close to making it once per day :) .
Good morning the time is 1:20 am.... I hate proof reading... forgive me for any errors..... Goodnight

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Danfo

Am not trying to be cocky or proud here, buh its been a while since have seen the four raggedy corners of a danfo (public commercial bus), on this fateful day i was actually forced to enter one, Going to spend some time with my sister and i was unfortunate enough to seat right in front beside the driver, i so wish i sat in my favourite position (last row beside the window) it would have saved me from experiencing coronary thrombosis ( ;) i used a dicko :p ) , so after waiting aimlessly at various bus stops all for the purpose of filling up the bus, we eventually set out, oh boy if only i knew i would left my ass at home.
In my present on going life i have had my excessive share of terrible drivers, i mean drivers who are bent on committing suicide who have made a pact with the devil to take at least 15 people along with them, so here i was in a danfo headed for cms from alausa ikeja, all in all i thought we had a sane driver that was till we hit the famous 3rd mainland bridge and he decided to show his skills, and please wen i say skill i dont necessarily mean running aimlessly @160km/hr, cos it would have been way better if that was what he was doing, but the driver took it upon himself to outdo or better put as outperform all my expectations, my guy decided to drive with no hands (fucking psycho), the highest no of digits that touched the steering wheel was "A FINGER", it even sounds ridiculous to me as am writing, like driving with no hands wasn't enough he kept turning back to have meaningless conversation with his conductor, and everyone in the bus was oblivious to what was going on in front cause there was a demarcation, i tried talking sense into the driver once, but it seemed to have the opposite effect on him, it was like pouring petrol on his already inflamed ego, so i decided to keep quiet and pray steadfastly to God.
Okay its time to lie, and as we were going, a mercedes benz car flung itself in our front all in an effort to avoid a cat on the bridge, our driver suddenly lost control of the bus which got our bus swerving left and right with people screaming jesus, but alas it was to late, i felt some unidentified matter engulfing me forcing me, taking me to its depths that was right after the loud GBOSA of our bus hitting the bridge's barricade, i felt myself loosing it, gasping for life as i gulped down scrupulous amounts of water, i could feel the water filling me up with people screaming and shouting for help, something deep withing me told me i shouldn't go down without a fight, all of a sudden i felt a sudden calm, i proceeded to break the window on my side with my elbow and the glass gave way instantly i started swimming before long i was standing right on one of the supporting pillars of the bridge, @ that particular point i knew i had lives to save, so i dived back into the lagoon, swam back to our vehicle broke the back window and i went about my business carrying each passenger safely to a column of the bridge eventually i had 13 people including the driver and conductor on 8 columns, the next step was the laborious part, i got my inspiration from spider man, i was like what would spidey do B-) , i carried each passenger on my back and i climbed the bridges column till i got back on top of the bridge, and i did that for all the passengers, when we were all safely back on the bridge, i thought to myself 'we gats reach our destination', so i dived back into the lagoon and brought the bus back with me to the bridge, then all the passengers boarded back, then i drove them safely to cms :D .

And the time is 3:25am with me lying in bed and as usual no light.

380 daiz

Its been exactly 380 days since my last post, talk about inconsistency, am pretty sure inconsistency isnt the word cos this is worse than d@ and i cant make you no promises that it wont repeat itself, i guess lots of factors were responsible for my long absence, i could just lie and say hey! Have been terrible busy, of which it would be a rily big lie cos ve had lots of time, nd i mean valuable time that i waste all day, the major reason shuld be i get bored ril easy, i am always on to the next (wish it applied to my social life), hmmmm i guess that explains my absence from twitter and facebook, nd den wen i tink of it again i rily dont think anyone reads this blog or any other thing for that matter which brings to mind a popular adage that goes thus "if u want to hide sumtin from a black man put it in writing" tho the original one says book not writing, of which i have come to realise that aint doing this i.e blog for nobody, buh m doing it to retain whatever sanity that's left in me, just dont give a fuck(no reason for that expletive) no more whether anyone reads this ish no more.
So you can just imagine the amazing things (rolls eye) that must have happened in the space of a whooping 380 days (oh yes, i calculated it),i will try my best not to bore you, No promises tho.
So popc remarried the hymn humming woman (i dont hate her),
Am in my final year in school.
My sister is wit child
nd nigeria has seen more bombings in the last 380 days than her whole 50 years before that, TROUBLE (i spelt it right if am correct).
Big ups to boko haram (illiteracy mumbo jumbo), mend(movement of south south blah *3)etcetera
and ahem before i forget today happens to be world food day (i fail to see the reason why we should celebrate it tho)...............................so y'all should go out nd get sum food in ya system, later #hungryMush

NOTE : i hate proof reading...........hmmmm, that explains my poor grades.

Intruder Alert

The time is 2:45am and I am sharing my bed with a complete stranger, my saddest day was barely over till my father got home and a complete stranger was riding shotgun(passenger seat beside the driver) with him, when asked who the stranger was he replied (your cousin) and he'll be spending the next few months with us until he his true with his I.T(industrial attachment) which happens to be at my fathers place of work.
Seriously speaking who brings someone home without informing the people he/she lives with, even if you happen to be the owner of the house,it is just not done anywhere.
Back to my acclaimed cousin of which nobody knows anything about except probably my father, the father of the acclaimed cousin happens to be my father's stepbrother whom I have never met. I dont know if you guys know this but i have a problem with new people plus i really dont know how am going to relate with him the fact been am used to been the only guy, having another male specie is kinda offsetting and odd,and I really dont want to be sharing my space with any1 at home.
Anyway let's see whether this stranger or let me be nice(cousin) will turn out to be a friend or a thorn, now let me go back to bed.
No time to proof read, am feeling sleepy......YAWNS

The saddest day of this year

Right now as am typing am going through or better still experiencing one of my worst nightmares, I woke up this morning just like any other day but with intentions of going to school, I took my father's car hoping that in the next few hours i would be in school, but alas one hour into the journey and i was still stuck in this terrible hold-up,although feeling good and listening to quality music, all of a sudden i heard a loud bang then my car started moving forward then i heard another loud bammmm, i was dazed for a moment or 2, I came out of the car to survey the situation ,my bonnet was kissing a white truck while a danfo(big yellow bus filled with passengers) was licking my ass, at that moment in time i really cant place exactly how i was filling,i just knew it was pretty awfull. All the passengers came out from the danfo, some shouting and argument occured, the driver started begging and pleading telling and promising all sorts eventually i dragged him(driver) and his conductor(person that collects money in bus) to a panel beater(mechanic that takes care of the body of cars) along the way, I evenually ended up collecting money from them to cover the expenses,as i am typing now am waiting for the panel beater to be through with his work, so just like that my whole day has been wasted.
Right now when the guy is through i'll just go back home, and face the music from my dad.
No time to proof read so any mistake forgive me.

Update on moi

So much as happened within the past weeks,i didnt have a fone and i was busy with my exams plus there was no viable internet connection,neway i thank God that my exams went well,
But upon getting home some new improvements caught my eye,one of which happens to be my dads latest girlfriend (its not like he has whole lot or string of them at his disposal)neway this lady of which i wont mention her name reminds me of nigerian movies,you know(the whole stepmom wicked thingy) although shes far from been wicked or harsh and that seems to be my problem with her,shes just so quiet,gentle and nice always reading the bible,and that leaves me wondering,when will she show her true colour,and unleash the feminine beast in her.
On the other hand i just got my self a new bestfriend (a nokia n97).
I really dont no what to do with myself this holiday,so Bloggards any ideas(not like theres anyone actually reading).
Yep i forgot,in the dark of the night,dis thingy that we had something going on like 2years ago gave me a call outta the blue,and she was busy reminisicing(no dictionary around,no sure about the spelling) about the days of old i.e the day we met,the clothe i was wearing,how i looked,my scent blah blah blah.The nice times she claimed she had with me, to cut the long story short,she dropped the L bomb, which got me wondering whats wrong with the women folk.

introduction adéquate

I guess i should start this blog on an introductory note, but seriously there is really no reason to re-introduce myself since you can just check the basics on my profile page, so am gonna skip the introduction and go a little deeper.
I hail from a family that consists of 5 people i.e father, mother, and 2 elder siblings who happen to be female, I lost my mother at the tender age of 13 (please dont be sorry), because am probably better off than you are, I've got about 2 more years before i get my graduate degree, Have got a few great friends, a girl, no kids, and lots of garbage for someone my age, my most prized possesion happens to be the laptop am presently typing on, my best friend and companion was stolen a few weeks back(I promise to give you full details later), I guess thats why I had to start blogging.
Run along now, oh ye little Bloggards have got some studying to do,
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